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  • Teacher: I don't think Time travel exists, just mumbo jumbo science fiction stuff. Who here actually believes in time travel?
  • Me: *only person that raises hand*
  • Class:
  • Teacher:
  • Me:
  • Class:
  • Teacher: Yeah, but there isn't any way to-
  • Me: Tardis.
  • Class:
  • Teacher: Well, there isn't anyone who-
  • Me: THE DOCTOR.
  • Class:
  • Teacher: Yes, but you cant-
  • Me: DOO WEE OOOOH
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  • tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
  • tourist: oh you think youre clever???
  • new yorker: what
  • tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
  • new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
  • tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
  • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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EVERYDAY IM CUMBLR’ING

ishipjohnlock247:

cumberbuddy:

What is happening here, my overies are non existant now.

In that top picture ……. what the hell is he doing?? Practicing his dance moves maybe lol

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the shortest horror story ever written

graydorians:

marleequinn:

panurricane:

the last person on earth sits in a room

and realizes the third season of sherlock will never be made now that everyone else is dead

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