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Teacher: I don't think Time travel exists, just mumbo jumbo science fiction stuff. Who here actually believes in time travel?
Me: *only person that raises hand*
Class:
Teacher:
Me:
Class:
Teacher: Yeah, but there isn't any way to-
Me: Tardis.
Class:
Teacher: Well, there isn't anyone who-
Me: THE DOCTOR.
Class:
Teacher: Yes, but you cant-
Me: DOO WEE OOOOH

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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think youre clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

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EVERYDAY IM CUMBLR’ING

ishipjohnlock247:

cumberbuddy:

What is happening here, my overies are non existant now.

In that top picture ……. what the hell is he doing?? Practicing his dance moves maybe lol

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the shortest horror story ever written

graydorians:

marleequinn:

panurricane:

the last person on earth sits in a room

and realizes the third season of sherlock will never be made now that everyone else is dead

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